Remember when:
-Lauren got sick right before the start of the show and we only two children one night?
-Christy and I named the light cues? (i.e. LQ70 = Power of Love)
-Noah went on for Sitting Bull?
-Alan got stuck in traffic and arrived at 7:59 pm?
-The tent fabric died during the opening number?
-Frank had his first pedophile and gay moments and Annie had her first ADD moment?
-We had to sub in a spot operator on the LAST SHOW?
-Kim tainted the children?
-Champeen suddenly became cham-penis?
-Anything You Can Do ended extremely early?
-The shooting match was a DRAW?
-Frank was sweet on Annie every other night?
-Franklin rolled around the booth in his little ball one night?
-K.C. was born and remains the longest-living condom baby?
-Bob the condom baby exploded even more quickly than Dot did?
-The cards in the deck had porn on them?
-Kieran and Nick were cowboys in their undies?
-The Pimps 'n Hos party was better than the Pirates vs. Ninjas party?
-I had a single until the last 12 days of my stay at the Berg?
-AIM decided not to work for three weeks?
-Kim took us to her shore house and it was AMAZING and we all got scorched?
-Natalie wasn't a costumer way back when?
-It was Jason's 21st birthday on opening night?
-We took our "crew picture"?
-Kim had to go to the hospital to have her finger glued shut?
-"If you have children, if you know children, if you are children..."
-Sun in the Morning was my favorite thing ever?
-The white scrim was randomly in during the ballroom scene?
-Matt and I created a band named Golden Hamster?
-I was a mommy, a sister, an aunt, and the owner of a pet turtle?
-Jon improved to Brian's guitar playing and came up with the brilliant lyric, "Show me your tits, and I'll make you a star - Don't you know that I don't know who the fuck you are?"
-The audience clapped during Frank and Annie's kiss?
-The moment in Sun in the Morning when I went, "Skippy skippy skippy skippy skippy skippy skip skip skip"?
-During a game of Literati Matt pronounced "devious" as "dev-wah"?
-Zoolander appeared in the Musical Theatre Workshop?
-It was Surrah Day?
-Kim and Sarah decided to make a techie Christmas CD?
-I had to warn people that I was going to stall on that speed bump?
-The new ATM in Seeger's ate my debit card?
-I learned from the book that came with the Cowboy Cookie Cutters Kim gave me that Annie Oakley's real name was Phoebe Anne Oakley Mosee?
-I gave the ten-minute call to the girl's dressing room as "Ten minutes, you have ten minutes left to knit!"
-Kirk taught us all that five plus five plus five minus five is ten?
-The spasms happened during Anything You Can Do?
-We gave all the cast members animal species?
-We made videos of our sober craziness which included KEEP CALM, pirate faces, pigeon walks, and a whole lot of "What sound does an (insert animal species here) make"?
-Natalie decided my floor was a good place to do crunches?
-"She'll PURR like a kitten..."?
-We did a shot for each mistake made on that one special night when the tent fabric died (21!)?
-We sang along to Disney songs on the way to the beach?
-I noted that we didn't have enough confetti to make extra balloons and Marc promptly popped two of them?
-Matt lied to me about there being cookies?
-I was asked what I would say if I saw a kitty and a bunny that had been genetically fused together into one entity?
More to come, maybe... ;)
1 comment:
Let's not forget your lovely daughter doing situps on your floor every night til you got a roomate
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