some SMT memories

Remember when:

-Lauren got sick right before the start of the show and we only two children one night?

-Christy and I named the light cues?  (i.e. LQ70 = Power of Love)

-Noah went on for Sitting Bull?

-Alan got stuck in traffic and arrived at 7:59 pm?

-The tent fabric died during the opening number?

-Frank had his first pedophile and gay moments and Annie had her first ADD moment?

-We had to sub in a spot operator on the LAST SHOW?

-Kim tainted the children?

-Champeen suddenly became cham-penis?

-Anything You Can Do ended extremely early?

-The shooting match was a DRAW?

-Frank was sweet on Annie every other night?

-Franklin rolled around the booth in his little ball one night?

-K.C. was born and remains the longest-living condom baby?

-Bob the condom baby exploded even more quickly than Dot did?

-The cards in the deck had porn on them?

-Kieran and Nick were cowboys in their undies?

-The Pimps 'n Hos party was better than the Pirates vs. Ninjas party?

-I had a single until the last 12 days of my stay at the Berg?

-AIM decided not to work for three weeks?

-Kim took us to her shore house and it was AMAZING and we all got scorched?

-Natalie wasn't a costumer way back when?

-It was Jason's 21st birthday on opening night?

-We took our "crew picture"?

-Kim had to go to the hospital to have her finger glued shut?

-"If you have children, if you know children, if you are children..."

-Sun in the Morning was my favorite thing ever?

-The white scrim was randomly in during the ballroom scene?

-Matt and I created a band named Golden Hamster?

-I was a mommy, a sister, an aunt, and the owner of a pet turtle?

-Jon improved to Brian's guitar playing and came up with the brilliant lyric, "Show me your tits, and I'll make you a star - Don't you know that I don't know who the fuck you are?"

-The audience clapped during Frank and Annie's kiss?

-The moment in Sun in the Morning when I went, "Skippy skippy skippy skippy skippy skippy skip skip skip"?

-During a game of Literati Matt pronounced "devious" as "dev-wah"?

-Zoolander appeared in the Musical Theatre Workshop?

-It was Surrah Day?

-Kim and Sarah decided to make a techie Christmas CD?

-I had to warn people that I was going to stall on that speed bump?

-The new ATM in Seeger's ate my debit card?

-I learned from the book that came with the Cowboy Cookie Cutters Kim gave me that Annie Oakley's real name was Phoebe Anne Oakley Mosee?

-I gave the ten-minute call to the girl's dressing room as "Ten minutes, you have ten minutes left to knit!"

-Kirk taught us all that five plus five plus five minus five is ten?

-The spasms happened during Anything You Can Do?

-We gave all the cast members animal species?

-We made videos of our sober craziness which included KEEP CALM, pirate faces, pigeon walks, and a whole lot of "What sound does an (insert animal species here) make"?

-Natalie decided my floor was a good place to do crunches?

-"She'll PURR like a kitten..."?

-We did a shot for each mistake made on that one special night when the tent fabric died (21!)?

-We sang along to Disney songs on the way to the beach?

-I noted that we didn't have enough confetti to make extra balloons and Marc promptly popped two of them?

-Matt lied to me about there being cookies?

-I was asked what I would say if I saw a kitty and a bunny that had been genetically fused together into one entity?

More to come, maybe...  ;)