hehe

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what
their fathers did for  a living. All the typical answers came up --
fireman, mechanic , businessman,  salesman, doctor, lawyer,
and so forth.

But little Justin was being  uncharacteristically quiet,
so when the  teacher prodded him about his father,
he replied, "My father's an exotic  dancer in a gay cabaret
and takes off all his  clothes in front of other men  and they
put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if  the offer is
really good, he will go home with some guy and make love
with him  for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the  other children to work on some exercises
and then took little Justin  aside to ask him, "Is that really true
about your father?"

"No," the  boy said, "He works for the Republican
National Committee  and helped re-elect George Bush, but I
was too embarrassed to say that iin front of the other kids."