I love Lost.  I miss it.  But it drives me crazy!

hehe

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what
their fathers did for  a living. All the typical answers came up --
fireman, mechanic , businessman,  salesman, doctor, lawyer,
and so forth.

But little Justin was being  uncharacteristically quiet,
so when the  teacher prodded him about his father,
he replied, "My father's an exotic  dancer in a gay cabaret
and takes off all his  clothes in front of other men  and they
put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if  the offer is
really good, he will go home with some guy and make love
with him  for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the  other children to work on some exercises
and then took little Justin  aside to ask him, "Is that really true
about your father?"

"No," the  boy said, "He works for the Republican
National Committee  and helped re-elect George Bush, but I
was too embarrassed to say that iin front of the other kids."

Ever wonder..

...why Lord of the Rings fans have it so much easier than Star Wars fans?  Here's why.

bye bye, Rick Santorum... I won't miss you!

In not-so-good news, Wisconsin passed the ban on gay marriage.  I guess maybe I SHOULD have switched my registration and voted here :(  Assholes.

another ipod shuffle game

Halloween Pictures!

 

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool

- - - -
Opening Credits: Golden Slumbers (Ben Folds)
Waking Up: Deperation Song (Carbon Leaf)...oh dear...
First Day At School: It's a Priveledge to Pee (Urinetown).  HA
Meet Your Best Friend: You Raise me Up (Josh Groban)
Falling In Love: Here's to the Night (Eve6)
Fight Song: I've Grown Accustomed to her Face (My Fair Lady)
Breaking Up: Glorious Day ( Weezer)... guess I must be happy about that, haha
Prom: With You (Pippin)
Driving: This Moment (Kristin Chenowith)

Flashback: Don't Panic (Garden State)
Getting Back Together: A Heart Full of Love (Les Mis)
Wedding: Over the Moon (Rent)
Birth of Child: You Did it (MFL)
Final Battle: Overture (Damn Yankees)...snore...
Death Scene: High Flying Adored (Evita)
Funeral Song: She Cries (Songs for a New World)
End Credits: Castle on a Cloud (Les Mis)

That was boring.  I clearly have too many musicals on my ipod.  Alas.