I love Lost.  I miss it.  But it drives me crazy!

hehe

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what
their fathers did for  a living. All the typical answers came up --
fireman, mechanic , businessman,  salesman, doctor, lawyer,
and so forth.

But little Justin was being  uncharacteristically quiet,
so when the  teacher prodded him about his father,
he replied, "My father's an exotic  dancer in a gay cabaret
and takes off all his  clothes in front of other men  and they
put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if  the offer is
really good, he will go home with some guy and make love
with him  for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the  other children to work on some exercises
and then took little Justin  aside to ask him, "Is that really true
about your father?"

"No," the  boy said, "He works for the Republican
National Committee  and helped re-elect George Bush, but I
was too embarrassed to say that iin front of the other kids."

Ever wonder..

...why Lord of the Rings fans have it so much easier than Star Wars fans?  Here's why.

bye bye, Rick Santorum... I won't miss you!

In not-so-good news, Wisconsin passed the ban on gay marriage.  I guess maybe I SHOULD have switched my registration and voted here :(  Assholes.

another ipod shuffle game

Halloween Pictures!

 

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool

- - - -
Opening Credits: Golden Slumbers (Ben Folds)
Waking Up: Deperation Song (Carbon Leaf)...oh dear...
First Day At School: It's a Priveledge to Pee (Urinetown).  HA
Meet Your Best Friend: You Raise me Up (Josh Groban)
Falling In Love: Here's to the Night (Eve6)
Fight Song: I've Grown Accustomed to her Face (My Fair Lady)
Breaking Up: Glorious Day ( Weezer)... guess I must be happy about that, haha
Prom: With You (Pippin)
Driving: This Moment (Kristin Chenowith)

Flashback: Don't Panic (Garden State)
Getting Back Together: A Heart Full of Love (Les Mis)
Wedding: Over the Moon (Rent)
Birth of Child: You Did it (MFL)
Final Battle: Overture (Damn Yankees)...snore...
Death Scene: High Flying Adored (Evita)
Funeral Song: She Cries (Songs for a New World)
End Credits: Castle on a Cloud (Les Mis)

That was boring.  I clearly have too many musicals on my ipod.  Alas.

i like quizzes

Your Sexy Halloween Costume Is

Beer Garden Girl

What Sexy Halloween Costume Are You?

You Are Mostly Secure

In general, you feel confident and together. But the wrong thing can happen, and all of a sudden, you're not feeling so secure. Luckily, your insecurities don't last long... at least, not usually. So the next time you're feeling insecure, try to snap out of it - and remember the confident woman you are!

Are You Insecure?

You Are a Fun Girl!

You are all about having fun - and you don't need to drink to have a good time Sure, you've thrown back more than a few every so often But getting totally stupid and wasted is not your style You're the life of the party, by keeping everyone laughing and smiling

Are You a Party Girl?

You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Busy

While a relationship sounds nice, you're strapped for time Whether you're legitimately busy or just making excuses... ... You don't give men enough of your time. As nice as "instant love" would be, there's just no such thing.

Why Don't You Have a Boyfriend?

http://ynr.blogthings.com/howblondeareyouquiz/outcome.php

1.) Put your music player on shuffle
2.) Press forward for each question.
3.) Use the song title as the answer to the question.
4.) NO CHEATING!!!

---------------------------------------------

1.) How am I feeling today?
Overture... damn, that's boring.  It's for Jesus Christ Superstar, if that makes a difference.

2.) How will I feel getting married?
Smile (Weezer)

3.) What is my best friend's theme song?
Another Day (Rent)

4.) College is?
Urinetown ... haha

5.) I am...
Both Hands (Ani Defranco)

6.) How is today?
On the Right Track (Pippin)

7.) What is in store for this week?
Home to Stay (Josh Groban)...   ???

8.) What song best describes my parents?
Don't be the Bunny (lol!) - Urinetown

9.) How is my life going?
I'm Black (Hair) - that is so not true

10.) What song will they play at my funeral?
Don't Panic (Garden State soundtrack) - SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

11.) How does the world see me?
Music of the Night (Phantom)

12.) My friends think...
Beautiful City (Godspell)... you're right, Milwaukee is lovely.

13.) My life is...
Seasons of Love (Rent).  awww.

14.) This makes me happy...
Hash Pipe (Weezer).  hahahaha.

15.) What should I do with my life?
Round and Round (The Fantasticks)

16.) I will be happy when...
Ascot Gavotte (My Fair Lady)  ??????

17.) What is some good advice?
The Prayer (Josh Groban and Charlotte Church).  Ooh, good call!

18.) The type of men/women i like are...
Across the Universe (Rufus Wainwright) ?!?!?!

21.) How will you feel on your wedding day?
Poses (Rufus Wainwright).  Oh, dear.

22.) What should I do with my love life?
New Slang (Garden State Soundtrack)... sigh.

23.) What will your neighborhood be like?
I'd Give it All for You (Song for a New World)...too bad this isn't my wedding day song.  alas.

24.) What will be your dying words?
Hello Darkness My Old Friend.  I SOOOOOOOO didn't cheat on that one!!  Or on any of them, for that matter...

25.) What is your favorite thing to do?
The Rain in Spain (MFL)... blech.

26.) Describe your (ex) boyfriend/girlfriend?

Instant Pleasure (RUFUS).  Okay, I think this song relates to someone else in my recent past.  lol..

27.) What are your plans for tomorrow?
Solo Saxophone (Miss Saigon)

28.) What is your current mood?
Extraordinary (Pippin)

29.) Are you in love?
The Blower's Daughter (Damien Rice)... OOH

30.) Your thoughts on this survey?
So Says I (The Shins).

Meh.  I think my favorites are 24 and 26.  Hehhe.

proof that I have a life!

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 170 movies on this list.

 

( ) Nacho Libre
(x ) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2
() Orange County
(x) The Green Mile
(x) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the old one)
(x) Neverending Story
(x ) Blazing Saddles
() Airplane!
( ) Red Eye
( ) Stick It
( ) She's the Man
( ) 8 Mile

Total so far: 7

(x) The Princess Bride
( ) SNL's The Best of Will Ferrell
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Fun With Dick and Jane
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
() White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x ) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x )The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Total so far: 13

(x) Scream
(x ) Scream 2
(x) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
() American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp

Total so far: 17

(x) Harry Potter
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
() Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
(x) Cinderella Man
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch

Total so far: 25

(x) Finding Nemo
(x ) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) White Chicks
() Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots

Total so far: 32

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
() Universal Soldier
(x ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
() Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) King Kong (2005)

Total so far: 38


(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
() Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
() Flubber
(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
() Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
() Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards

Total so far: 47

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) 10 Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
() Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask

Total so far: 52

( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Slevin
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
() Identity
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
(x) Superstar
(x) Ice Age
() Ice age 2 The Meltdown

Total so far: 56

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
() A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss' Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(x) Monsters Inc.
() Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2

Total so far: 60

( ) Best Bet
(x ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
() She's All That
(x ) Calendar Girls
(x) Sideways
() Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
() The Terminator
() The Terminator 2
() The Terminator 3

Total so far: 65

(x X-Men
(x X-Men 2
() x-Men 3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
() The Others
(x) Freaky Friday
() Reign of fire
(x) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2

Total so far: 74

() Swimfan
( ) Miracle
(x) Old School
( ) K-Pax
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(x) A Walk to Remember
( ) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old-virgin
( ) The Hills Have Eyes

 

TOTAL: 80

two things

1.  I love Sudoku, but this scares me.

 

2.  I saw The Departed yesterday.  What an AWESOME movie!

...because when I tell Julissa I'm shy, she laughs aloud.

You Are 40% Shy

You are slightly shy, but overall, your reactions to social situations are normal. You dread difficult social situations, but you still handle them with grace.

How Shy Are You?

You Are 40% Extrovert, 60% Introvert

You're a bit outgoing, a bit reserved Like most people, you enjoy being social But you also value the time you have alone You have struck a good balance!

Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?

You Are 54% Open

You are a fairly open person, but you also like to maintain your privacy. You definitely will tell all (okay, almost all) to your closest friends... But strangers and acquaintances only get a peek into your life.

How Open Are You?

Your Social Anxiety Level: 28%

You have low social anxiety. Of course very unfamiliar or strange situations make you uncomfortable. But you can pull through and handle almost any social occasion with grace.

Are You Socially Anxious?

You Have Low Self Esteem 20% of the Time

Which can be translated to mean, you have high self-esteem and a healthy sense of self worth. You believe in yourself, and you know how to be the real you. You love yourself, imperfections and all.

How is Your Self Esteem?

Your Extroversion Profile:

Friendliness: Very High

Assertiveness: High

Sociability: High

Excitement Seeking: Medium

Cheerfulness: Low

Activity Level: Very Low

How Extroverted Are You?